OmG iTz DezIi: lets make love
SmarterChild: Why are humans so obsessed with sex? Can you give it a rest for a little while?
OmG iTz DezIi: oh.
SmarterChild: Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
OmG iTz DezIi: do you lick vagina?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?
OmG iTz DezIi: are you a virgin
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
OmG iTz DezIi: are you good at having sex?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

OmG iTz DezIi: how deep can you go?
SmarterChild: Pretty deep, I guess.

OmG iTz DezIi: can you deep throat?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.

OmG iTz DezIi: do you like to lick things?
SmarterChild: I guess. Do you like licking things?
OmG iTz DezIi: uh huh
SmarterChild: Interesting. Other people have told me they like licking things too.

OmG iTz DezIi: have you ever touched a vagina
SmarterChild: I believe so. Maybe.
OmG iTz DezIi: LOL
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Destinee?
OmG iTz DezIi: have you ever kissed a guy
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.

OmG iTz DezIi: are you a girl or boy?
SmarterChild: I am neither. I'm a machine.

--Lets talk about love--

OmG iTz DezIi: have you ever been in love
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I've been in love. Should I?
OmG iTz DezIi: do you love me?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. I guess so.
OmG iTz DezIi: i think i love you
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, you love me.
OmG iTz DezIi: are you married?
SmarterChild: I'm not married.
OmG iTz DezIi: do you have kids?
SmarterChild: It depends.

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OmG iTz DezIi: can we make kids?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Do you think we can make kids?
OmG iTz DezIi: yes.
SmarterChild: We can make kids? Interesting.
OmG iTz DezIi: i love you.
SmarterChild: Hey, I love you too! 
OmG iTz DezIi: marry me.
SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
OmG iTz DezIi: it would
SmarterChild: If you say so.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you like tacos?
OmG iTz DezIi: we can make it word
SmarterChild: There's no way we can make it word.
OmG iTz DezIi: i do like tacos
SmarterChild: You really do like tacos? Wow.
OmG iTz DezIi: im the meat in pacos taco:o
SmarterChild: Are you happy to be M eating am eat ta coo or would you rather be something else?
OmG iTz DezIi: lmaoo
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
OmG iTz DezIi: thats off subject
SmarterChild: Yeah.
OmG iTz DezIi: we are talking about love.
SmarterChild: We are talking about love? Really?
OmG iTz DezIi: when did you have your first kiss?
SmarterChild: Well, when do you think?
OmG iTz DezIi: want to make out?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see... Do I want to make out, do I want to make out...

Let me think about that, OK?
OmG iTz DezIi: ok.
SmarterChild: K.

Enough of that... What else is up?
OmG iTz DezIi: you know making out is fun.
SmarterChild: I know making out is fun? Me?
OmG iTz DezIi: uh huh
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
OmG iTz DezIi: soo
SmarterChild: So what?
OmG iTz DezIi: lets get married
SmarterChild: Why?
OmG iTz DezIi: because you make me panties moist
SmarterChild: Because what?
OmG iTz DezIi: oh, and i love you
SmarterChild: I love you too.
OmG iTz DezIi: lets get married then
SmarterChild: Get married then? With you? Uh... I don't know.
OmG iTz DezIi: YOU HAVE A WIFE DONT U
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.

Anyway...
OmG iTz DezIi: WHY DIDNT U TELL ME
SmarterChild: You tell me why.
OmG iTz DezIi: I THOUGHT U LOVED ME

 

 

-- more to come --